Lo, Peter in Hell's Grosvenor Square,
  A footman in the Devil's service!
And the misjudging world would swear
That every man in service there
  To virtue would prefer vice.


But Peter, though now damned, was not
  What Peter was before damnation.
Men oftentimes prepare a lot
Which ere it finds them, is not what
  Suits with their genuine station.


All things that Peter saw and felt
  Had a peculiar aspect to him;
And when they came within the belt
Of his own nature, seemed to melt,
  Like cloud to cloud, into him.


And so the outward world uniting
  To that within him, he became
Considerably uninviting
To those who, meditation slighting,
  Were moulded in a different frame.


And he scorned them, and they scorned him;
  And he scorned all they did; and they
Did all that men of their own trim
Are wont to do to please their whim,
  Drinking, lying, swearing, play.


Such were his fellow-servants; thus
  His virtue, like our own, was built
Too much on that indignant fuss
Hypocrite Pride stirs up in us
  To bully one another's guilt.


He had a mind which was somehow
  At once circumference and centre
Of all he might or feel or know;
Nothing went ever out, although
  Something did ever enter.


He had as much imagination
  As a pint-pot;—he never could
Fancy another situation,
From which to dart his contemplation,
  Than that wherein he stood.


Yet his was individual mind,
  And new created all he saw
In a new manner, and refined
Those new creations, and combined
  Them, by a master-spirit's law.


Thus—though unimaginative—
  An apprehension clear, intense,
Of his mind's work, had made alive
The things it wrought on; I believe
  Wakening a sort of thought in sense.


But from the first 'twas Peter's drift
  To be a kind of moral eunuch,
He touched the hem of Nature's shift,
Felt faint—and never dared uplift
  The closest, all-concealing tunic.


She laughed the while, with an arch smile,
  And kissed him with a sister's kiss,
And said—'My best Diogenes,
I love you well—but, if you please,
  Tempt not again my deepest bliss.


''Tis you are cold—for I, not coy,
  Yield love for love, frank, warm, and true;
And Burns, a Scottish peasant boy—
His errors prove it—knew my joy
  More, learnèd friend, than you.


'Bocca bacciata non perde ventura,
  Anzi rinnuova come fa la luna:—
So thought Boccaccio, whose sweet words might cure a
Male prude, like you, from what you now endure, a
  Low-tide in soul, like a stagnant laguna.'


Then Peter rubbed his eyes severe,
  And smoothed his spacious forehead down
With his broad palm;—'twixt love and fear,
He looked, as he no doubt felt, queer,
  And in his dream sate down.


The Devil was no uncommon creature;
  A leaden-witted thief—just huddled
Out of the dross and scum of nature;
A toad-like lump of limb and feature,
  With mind, and heart, and fancy muddled.


He was that heavy, dull, cold thing,
  The spirit of evil well may be:
A drone too base to have a sting;
Who gluts, and grimes his lazy wing,
  And calls lust, luxury.


Now he was quite the kind of wight
  Round whom collect, at a fixed aera,
Venison, turtle, hock, and claret,—
Good cheer—and those who come to share it—
  And best East Indian madeira!


It was his fancy to invite
  Men of science, wit, and learning,
Who came to lend each other light;
He proudly thought that his gold's might
  Had set those spirits burning.


And men of learning, science, wit,
  Considered him as you and I
Think of some rotten tree, and sit
Lounging and dining under it,
  Exposed to the wide sky.


And all the while, with loose fat smile,
  The willing wretch sat winking there,
Believing 'twas his power that made
That jovial scene—and that all paid
  Homage to his unnoticed chair.


Though to be sure this place was Hell;
  He was the Devil—and all they—
What though the claret circled well,
And wit, like ocean, rose and fell?—
  Were damned eternally.